U Love Cats

Here is your desitny

2009-04-28T22:58:00.000-07:00

search for this. find it in your eyes. suck it dry. the fan will blow the air unto into the sickness . swine. swim away into the ice unto the ice. Bears BEARS of ice white but not dense.

wtf black AND white

2007-07-05T16:49:00.000-07:00

twins are born .. one is black one is white. we must come up with some new breed of racism to battle against this work of the devil.. or kill one or the other. these so called 'half breeds' are soon to overtake the hood/middle-upper class, soon enough white kids will rap and black kids will go to college.. FUCK . comeon.

spice girls reunion

2007-07-03T17:32:00.000-07:00

yeah. read the title we have waited so long, through war famine and plague and now finally the second coming is here.. this is the reunion tour to end all reunion tours. . . but damn they were catchy.. and who didn't have a crush on posh?

no more fat

2007-07-01T14:10:00.000-07:00

they say that trans fat is bad.. cause it is, so new york is banning it in all the restauraunts.. which i don't know if i agree with government controlling our food, but it sounds like a good idea so far.. 83% of restauraunts are now trans fat free in new york. i guess if new yorkers are skinnier iraqis can sympathize and not hate us as much?
ps the diagram looks like a penis.. err two penii

तेर्रोरिस्त्स

2007-06-30T18:40:00.000-07:00

darn terrorists dont know what the hell they are doing.. trying to drive a burning suv into an airport.. great idea idiots. .. i wonder why the title of this changed to some other language when i typed "terrorists" some goddamn conspiracy i tell ya. go away. go back to mexico.

reference:http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/30/london.alert/index.html

ok so im black

2007-04-22T18:09:00.000-07:00

yes i am back.. im in florida now.. decideing whether to start up this old blog that noone will read? so.. maybe i will.. seeing how its a news blog and nothing cool has happened lately.. at least nothing extremely morbid.. ill wait another day

you love cats

2007-02-19T23:54:00.000-08:00

just admit it, you love cats.. this is bullshit.. you know you do.. thats why you keep coming back. here are some pics to tide you over until i can figure out if ill stop posting.. cause i work for everrr.

random shit;;;

2007-02-03T20:43:00.000-08:00

well, my official opinion on web-browsers goes back to firefox. opera just didn't cut it for me. It has some cool features but it just isn't quite as good as mozilla.

ok. that was my main point. other than that.. thers an update to the ATHF post before:
this video

the mooninites strike again!

2007-01-31T18:03:00.000-08:00

ha. adult swim rocks.. In an outdoor marketing sceme adult swin put light up pictures of the mooninites (from aqua teen hunger force) around 10 cities across the country, and thus, everyone thought they were bombs. the police and politicians are talkin mad shit all up in this hissy. the police want the advertisers fired and shit. shut up. shut the f up. it was a brilliant advertising plan, which got the mooninite on the front page of cnn.com. anyone who likes aqua teen hunger force would laugh if they saw it.

AWWWWWWWWW!!!

2007-01-26T19:50:00.001-08:00

in a odd turn of events, i will put a puppy, not a kitten on this blog
say aww now! click below

click above ^

painting

2007-01-26T11:27:00.000-08:00

heres a painting i did a couple weeks ago in grand rapids .. yessss.

elderly vs cat predators

2007-01-25T23:43:00.000-08:00

woman, 65, fends off mountain lion from husband. yup. once again natural wildlife is attacked by elderly women. She poked it with a stick, poked it with a pen; might as well burn down the rainforests with animal cruelty like that. bitch. humans are overpopulating, destroying nature, and it fights back for once, so we kill 2 cougars over it. f that. F THAT. fthat. i say we sacrifice all the elderly to mountain lions annually. it would be entertaining, and useful. (this is perfect for a picture of a kitty right?)

new albums / josh pyles

2007-01-24T17:02:00.000-08:00

ok, bright eyes' new album four winds comes out april 10th i think. SO. here is my review.
Connor goes back to his roots, while pulling from the present. His trademark folky sound from 'lifted' and his trademark collaboration makes for a powerful 6 songs. As always, his lyrics are amazing, and his sound is soothing. *****/*****

Bayside's senior album comes at a time when the musical scene has become nothing more then that, a scene. After that horrific car accident that took away from us, John "Beatz" Holohan, Bayside releases a life after death anthem for the New Year. With a new drummer (Chris Guglielmo), they haven't lost a step musically. Lyrically this is a lighter album then Anthony (Raneri) is used to but it still manages to get the point across which is, just because you're battered, bruised, and down on life, you walk strong. You walk wounded. (commentary by The Adam Amon)

*****/*****. It keeps the pace with the other masterpieces Bayside has put together.

in other news
Josh Pyles new site is up and running, with a few bugs. its a forum where you can talk about ANYTHING!!!

3chariots.10.forumer.com

beefy tackles

2007-01-24T00:08:00.000-08:00

a new report claims 1 in 10 HS football players are overweight. which just may be true. But. who is this person to attack poor highschool kids? i bet they are jewish. so. in conclusion, if you ain't big, stay out of the kitchen.

put your helmet on and go kick some ass

Songs Prose

2007-01-22T18:17:00.000-08:00

ok, so here we are, a ship in a bottle, trusted but white and nerdy. I'm getting good vibrations in this love shack but all you need is love. I feel nausea thinking about no woman no cry. Maybe ill take my picture, of a bowl of oranges cause im born in the usa. Put your records on, don't wait, and crash into me, there is smoke on the water. The end is nothing but a g thang cause baby britain is a candle in the wind. You are a hound dog, stan. I will survive, everlong so welcome to the jungle. Take this stairway to heaven, cause im a black dog, im a freebird..

complaining muslims

2007-01-21T17:30:00.000-08:00

ok, another post about muslims.. apparently they are pissed off that Fox's 24 (the show) uses muslims as terrorists too much. OK. heres the thing: shut the fuck up. Heres an equation/ diagram to think about:

muslims is to terrorists, as kitties are to cute

once muslims stop killing people, and blowing babies up, we will stop using you as entertainment. deal?

dumb muslims

2007-01-18T16:52:00.000-08:00

well, them MOOSLIMS are at it again. yellin and screaming about who they are going to kill, drinking blood. well, you can drink my pee, and blood, then get sick, then go home and get your radical friends sick. then the us will send some AID over there. well skim that article real quick, its disturbing. but not as disturbing as this picture

oh, and leave comments please, they are free, and save kids in africa

Star Wars Kid Attacks

2007-01-17T17:22:00.000-08:00

Kid kills father with a SAMURAI sword. yup. what do i ALWAYS say about watching too much star trek: don't watch too much star trek. If you do, youll end up lacking in social skills and gearing your likes towards guns and swords, and then you kill people.
thers actual video of the attck here:

2007-01-16T18:50:00.001-08:00

yay i didnt get the job i applied for!!!!! now i can be homeless cause i have no money!! yay thats cool... hello captain M
Say hi if anyone cares

Test Tube Baby, Baby, Baby

2007-01-15T15:29:00.000-08:00

Yup the worlds 1st testtube baby had a baby this is not a funny or amuzing thing, I also don't think there is a z in amusing. That being said, poop, that is all

Violence in Somalia

2007-01-13T17:06:00.000-08:00

Nothing very funny here, it's just weird to me that I really don't hear anything about this on the news; its all backpage stuff. Theres been violence/war/atrocities going on there for sometime and nobody seems to do anything, except Ethiopia. Just sad I guess, check out the link read up on your world politics, we might have to send some troops over pretty soon.

Bushtard

2007-01-10T18:15:00.000-08:00

So, Bush, hes doing the speaky thing. Trying to look smart; looks like an idiot.
If only you never went to war in the first place, dummy. here is my depiction of what I thought he looked like tonight while giving his speech. oh and STOP saying SECETARIAN VIOLENCE.. everyone says it every other word!

iPhone

2007-01-09T15:03:00.000-08:00

welp, e.t. phone home WITH HIS IPOD hahaha lol jk lol

ok what the hell, AS IF we need another thing with a small i in front of it to denote its technicality, apple has now unvailed (most new products have vails on them) the iPhone!!! Rotary dial, touchscreen, music, oral sex, it has it all! As soon as google and microsoft join forces, the world will be over, thats my prediction.

Updates n Sinking Ships

2007-01-08T11:33:00.000-08:00

Well, now anyone can post a comment. So thats good. And you might notice a change in the look, thats because you have eyes.

The only other interesting news is about an Indonesian Ferry that sank but people ended up floating for 9 days on a raft. I guess thats cool, but its so played out, now-a-days who hasn't survived some sort of ship sinking for days and days? Plus it was in Indonesia, so it's like paradise. pshh

usc kicker dies.

2007-01-07T09:07:00.000-08:00

ouch. fell off a cliff and nobody knows why.. well, using my superpowers of deduction I have figured out how, and why, he died.

Tall Ass Tree

2007-01-06T15:55:00.000-08:00

So these dudes hunt trees "" or so they say; really they just look for the tallest. They think a redwood out in cali is the tallest. Ive been there, they are HUGE. The current tallest is 380 ft! (this news is much better than all the other shit going on, violence in somalia, iraq, marine sqad killings, a black mayor in louisiana killed. yeah. tall trees, much better news)

Why kid leashes were invented

2007-01-04T02:38:00.000-08:00

"me baby: der dunt do dat"
so some kid, toddler, was playing on the highway nothing wrong with that. Its like playing with mini machines, only they are regular size, which is better; except they kill you.

Computer Needs

2007-01-02T22:07:00.000-08:00

Ok, heres my tiny guide on what you need for you computer.

1. Web Browsing: throw out all your old browsers get the best OPERA
its quick, slick, and rubs your . its good, its fast, its everything you could ever want in a browser

2. If you download stuff get utorrent.
dessent.net/btfaq/ this site will answer some basic questions.
Get full albumbs, movies, programs, and more: REALLY FAST.

you'll need a couple things, a website to find what you need, and a program to download it with. (see utorrent)

So basically, instead of 1 person dloading from 1 provider, you have 100 people dloading from 100 others, and they are all connected, all sharing, all helping it go faster.

some websites you might need: http://thepiratebay.org/ , http://www.mybittorrent.com/ , and the best one ever (but you have to sign up) http://www.pisexy.org/

save the world

2007-01-02T03:10:00.000-08:00

this here rainforest site saves , , rainforest. all you got to do is click the button once, no sign up, no nothing, sponsors pay to save the rainforest.
http://www.therainforestsite.com/

so go do that now.

and on a side note. Here is the decline of the world summed up in one article.
(it's britney spears)

saddam + new years

2006-12-31T15:07:00.000-08:00

altight... saddams dead, by hanging, check out the video on the intranetz if you like. its not very graphic, it actually looks fake to me-- didn't he have a million lookalikes? i smell a conspiracy. saddam is the new elvis.. hes still alive!

It's new years day, so time to get drunk, refer to an older post for facts on hangovers.

time to party!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/ymca-dance.html

Those darn climbers

2006-12-29T02:44:00.000-08:00

silly climbers everest is for sherpas
I'm confused. This is a national crisis, Americans, dying in the mountains. Where was the crisis the last 50 years with countless deaths on everest and k2 etc..? There was no crisis.. we didn't need a diversion from the world situation *iraq*. When was it the news stoped reporting on nice things and concentrated on scare tactics.. the whole country is scared over the littlest things.. pedophilia, cholesterol, black people, terrorists, identity theft... the list goes on and on and on...

Hopefully they find you climber-men.

gerald ford died toooday

2006-12-27T09:45:00.000-08:00

hmm, famous people dieing is getting trite. Gerald, good guy. Not a surprise he is dead though.. i mean, he was 93. And now the guy from cbs died, Bo is dead.. not a good time to be old and famous.. hugh hefner needs to watch his back.

That is Gerald Ford in old cat form-->

USA= infinite wisdom

2006-12-26T17:44:00.000-08:00

US BACKS ETHIOPIAN FIGHTING

OK; US.. , well, come on. Remember a little country we helped out back in the day, some other sand countries were picking on it, so we helped, something about Russia, yeah. I think they still call it Iraq. Stop trying to be the global police, stop trying to make the world Christian, and someoen impeace bush, or kick him in the balls, either one. I realize that every ethiopian is tall and skinny and dark as pavement, but please, let them deal with their own shit.

THIS JUST IN

2006-12-26T17:39:00.001-08:00

alcohol causes hangovers!!!
After years of drinking both legally and not legally, I now am wondering how to spell legally. Oh and I never had the slighest clue that alchol causes hangovers, i thought i would just feel deathly sick after drinking because of demons that snuck into my drink. Well, ABC, thanks for your news coverage, you suck.

"Hi, I've only gotten sex through BEER YAY!!!"

James BROWN

2006-12-26T01:13:00.000-08:00

BYE BYE JAMES BROWN.
we will all miss you dearly, except everyone who is under 50 years old who only knew you for your random song we recognize and your different drug offenses. Godfather of soul, maybe, but probably not.

CATS CATS CATS

2006-12-26T01:10:00.000-08:00

This is your site for all things CAT related.

and i will occasionally comment on current events and news!! YAY