Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts

Thursday, January 25, 2007

elderly vs cat predators

woman, 65, fends off mountain lion from husband. yup. once again natural wildlife is attacked by elderly women. She poked it with a stick, poked it with a pen; might as well burn down the rainforests with animal cruelty like that. bitch. humans are overpopulating, destroying nature, and it fights back for once, so we kill 2 cougars over it. f that. F THAT. fthat. i say we sacrifice all the elderly to mountain lions annually. it would be entertaining, and useful. (this is perfect for a picture of a kitty right?)

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Star Wars Kid Attacks

Kid kills father with a SAMURAI sword. yup. what do i ALWAYS say about watching too much star trek: don't watch too much star trek. If you do, youll end up lacking in social skills and gearing your likes towards guns and swords, and then you kill people.
thers actual video of the attck here:

Sunday, January 7, 2007

usc kicker dies.

ouch. fell off a cliff and nobody knows why.. well, using my superpowers of deduction I have figured out how, and why, he died.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Those darn climbers


silly climbers everest is for sherpas
I'm confused. This is a national crisis, Americans, dying in the mountains. Where was the crisis the last 50 years with countless deaths on everest and k2 etc..? There was no crisis.. we didn't need a diversion from the world situation *iraq*. When was it the news stoped reporting on nice things and concentrated on scare tactics.. the whole country is scared over the littlest things.. pedophilia, cholesterol, black people, terrorists, identity theft... the list goes on and on and on...

Hopefully they find you climber-men.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

gerald ford died toooday


hmm, famous people dieing is getting trite. Gerald, good guy. Not a surprise he is dead though.. i mean, he was 93. And now the guy from cbs died, Bo is dead.. not a good time to be old and famous.. hugh hefner needs to watch his back.

That is Gerald Ford in old cat form-->

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

James BROWN

BYE BYE JAMES BROWN.
we will all miss you dearly, except everyone who is under 50 years old who only knew you for your random song we recognize and your different drug offenses. Godfather of soul, maybe, but probably not.